note to university job applicants
Friday, December 29th, 2006I’m an “outside member” on a search committee. “Outside” means I’m in a different department from the one looking to hire a new professor. “Member” means I was invited to participate in the selection process, and my opinions make some difference.
The search is for a Chemical Engineering position, and although I know the chemical engineering job panorama isn’t as grim as mine (music/conducting/humanities), I hold to the somewhat old-fashioned idea that applicants should take the time to make sure the materials they submit for consideration are professional-looking and as error-free as possible. (I’m sure that part of the reason I hold to this idea is that I spend hours upon hours paying attention to these details whenever I apply for anything, and that I feel slighted whenever I receive a poorly-worded rejection form letter in reply. But enough about me.)
The applications I read today were, on the whole, indicative of souls who loved research, were tolerant of the expectation to teach while at a university, and were absolutely impatient with the expectation that they were expected to communicate effectively and thoughtfully in their job applications.
I am far from the final say when it comes to the selection process. I will express my discontent (and even exasperation) to the other members of the committee, but the final selection will possibly have little to do with my commitment to thoughtful, careful writing in the job application venue. But I will offer this plea to future job applicants:
Please pay attention to what you write - even if you’re applying on a statistical basis (oh, let’s see. I have a 0.5% chance of getting this job, if the recipient is chosen at random. I’ll just throw something together, and if it works, it works. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t), please show — in a convincing way — that you care. Merely saying that you care isn’t enough, for me, at least. Be professional. Be detail-oriented. Don’t let the first page of your resume end with a heading….with the content only continuing on page two. In your statement of teaching philosophy, don’t say how you “would” without saying how you “do,” except if you haven’t yet had a chance to teach. In that case, why haven’t you? Just tell me - don’t hypothesize without context.
I want to read your application - I do, and we all do. But please, take my time as seriously as you take your own time…for both our sakes.